You say cherry...

How do you want your harring?

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Hat tip: Marc J.

Close call, almost forgot the L!

Meatles makes its return to Europan Cafe in all its misspelled glory.

Tasted great until I got to the thorax

Hat tip: Jeffrey E.

Another Cluster F%#% of a Sign

Beet-loose at only 99 cents/lb. Plus there's that sweet deal for Root Rarsley. But when they offer Aspiration for only $6.99, I'm a bit skeptical.

PAPER RAPE

This is arguably the greatest food sign ever. It would have been enough if Barzini's Grocery had given us "Seeless Grapes." Using the color green for the word "RED" to subtly demonstrate the Stroop Effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroop_effect) was an added treat. But "PAPER RAPE" took this sign to the big dance. After much discussion, it has been determined that the "author" intended to write "PAPER GRAPE" to reference the paper bag surrounded the grapes, and not to suggest the grapes consist of wood pulp. After all, plastic rape isn't biodegradable. Barzini's, we salute you.

Sasquach

A true grocery bargain, submitted by Andrew M.

Brilliant

How about flipping through the ol' Merriam-Webster before dropping five grand on a storefront?

Gristedez

Squash that has grown a pair.

Hat tip: Todd. Only a B-?

Pepper... to the MAX!!!

91st and Broadway representin'.

Blueseedless Skies

Grapes so good, who needs a spacebar?

That's just wrong

Spotted at an Asian deli downtown
Hat tip: Chris

Thanks to Huff Post and eater.com for the shout outs!

Lame

Hole foods

"Contains Fish."

When life throws you lemos, learn how to spell.

Gristedes strikes again

Ron Jeremy hawking the sweet seedlees

Gross.

Reds and deeee-liciuos

Be vigilant

Leave off the last S for stupid

Meatle in the hay.

Fingering Potatoes