Even fish have needs

PRODUCE FAIL

Tombstone

Why so glam?

Hat tip: Anna M.

BEEF PARTY IN THE USA

After a bit of a break, Fing-Pot is back! I appreciate the emails of encouragement during the hiatus and I'm not sure how to get rid of the underlining in these sentences.

Hat tip to Marisa H. for this one.

CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 7!

Not a typo, but keep that away from the Hess Trucks.

For the love of Sweet Driscoll

They're called "freitzels," you gort

Hat tip: Kelley R.