Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Nice one, Chinatown





Toilet Bowl O' Urine Cookies

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Monday, May 10, 2010

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Why so glam?


Hat tip: Anna M.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

CLEAN-UP ON AISLE 7!



Not a typo, but keep that away from the Hess Trucks.

Saturday, January 23, 2010

Monday, January 11, 2010

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

As Advertised on Q104.3


Hat tip to Michael L.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Friday, November 20, 2009

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Saturday, October 24, 2009

Oh so gooda



Urban dictionary to the rescue:
gooda

a type of cheese that rapper E-40 uses to describe money. Connects cheese with money.
I got a lot of gooda after my first paycheck.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

Recession-Proof Panini

Mmmmmmm.... drumticks


Warning: See your doctor if red, circular rashes appear after eating.

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Cannot graps the meaning


Submitted by Monica S.

Sunday, October 4, 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

How do you want your harring?


Click the pic for high-res.

Hat tip: Marc J.

Friday, September 25, 2009

Close call, almost forgot the L!


Meatles makes its return to Europan Cafe in all its misspelled glory.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Another Cluster F%#% of a Sign


Beet-loose at only 99 cents/lb. Plus there's that sweet deal for Root Rarsley. But when they offer Aspiration for only $6.99, I'm a bit skeptical.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

PAPER RAPE




This is arguably the greatest food sign ever. It would have been enough if Barzini's Grocery had given us "Seeless Grapes." Using the color green for the word "RED" to subtly demonstrate the Stroop Effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroop_effect) was an added treat. But "PAPER RAPE" took this sign to the big dance. After much discussion, it has been determined that the "author" intended to write "PAPER GRAPE" to reference the paper bag surrounded the grapes, and not to suggest the grapes consist of wood pulp. After all, plastic rape isn't biodegradable. Barzini's, we salute you.

Monday, September 21, 2009

Sasquach

A true grocery bargain, submitted by Andrew M.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Brilliant


How about flipping through the ol' Merriam-Webster before dropping five grand on a storefront?

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Gristedez


Squash that has grown a pair.

Hat tip: Todd. Only a B-?

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Pepper... to the MAX!!!


91st and Broadway representin'.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Blueseedless Skies

Grapes so good, who needs a spacebar?

That's just wrong



Spotted at an Asian deli downtown
Hat tip: Chris

Thanks to Huff Post and eater.com for the shout outs!

Monday, September 14, 2009

Lame

Saturday, September 12, 2009

Hole foods


"Contains Fish."

Thursday, September 10, 2009


When life throws you lemos, learn how to spell.

Gristedes strikes again


Wednesday, September 9, 2009


Ron Jeremy hawking the sweet seedlees